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mjdlight's avatar

The Cruz-Unit’s political winds sensor array has detected that Texas is inching leftward, he only beat a relatively weak opponent the last time around by 2.6%, and his opponent this time is shaping up to be much stronger.

Therefore, I would expect more of this kind of behavior from the Cruz-Unit in the months ahead as its algorithms attempt to calibrate the Goldilocks amount of leftward movement without going too far.

The freedom of nihilism and vainglory is being able to shift positions more often then a guy trying to find the cool spot on the pillow in his sleep.

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Peter T's avatar

Heh, I was going to say I think they're still training his Chatgpt LLM. It should be dialed in pretty soon. Then, he can go from not really working at all to, well...hey Cancun!

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Ginny Preuss's avatar

Ah. I was so confused. Thanks for offering a possible reason why Ted Cruz would tweet something compassionate, morale and courageous.

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mjdlight's avatar

The upside is that this husk of a human has no principles or core beliefs (heck you can insult his wife and father publicly and get away with it.) so as the people of Texas become more humane, he will follow. He is the Tabula Rasa of Texas.

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R Mercer's avatar

More like Silly Putty I think

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JF's avatar

Yeah, Silly Putty is endlessly changeable and squishy.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Cruz-Unit political calculator - Can I like this comment twice?

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Sherm's avatar

Like it three times, otherwise it just cancels out.

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mjdlight's avatar

My gut instincts tell me that is the Goldilocks position on LGBTQ issues in 2024 Texas.

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Jeff S.'s avatar

SHHH...When you say it's name, it appears. It's like saying Beetlejuice 3 times.

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