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knowltok's avatar

Never saw Jabba talking to an empty chair though.

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Maggie's avatar

Touch├й.

You can sub in Harrison Ford and the argument still stands.

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knowltok's avatar

No way can we have Harrison Ford as Commander in Chief of our Air Force!!!

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Mary Brownell's avatar

Harrison Ford singlehandedly defended Air Force One from the bad guys after standing up to a terrorist against his political advisors' advice. I could only wish he was our CIC!

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knowltok's avatar

That's what the character did. The real life guy has a habit of crashing planes.

If we're going by what the characters do, I have some serious concerns about murdering a registered member of the bounty hunter's guild legally plying his trade; a blatant disregard of import/export tariff regulations; wanton destruction of historical cultural landmarks; seducing a minor; stealing an airplane; leaving a man sitting on a horse with a noose around his neck; being a Russian; and murdering his wife.

Yeah, now that I list it all out, still better than Trump.

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Amy K's avatar

I thought his wife was murdered by a one-armed man?

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knowltok's avatar

Well sure, but in that particular case he wasn't 'Presumed Innocent'

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R Mercer's avatar

You had me at "blatant disregard of import/export tariff regulations"

I was almost roflmao.

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No Sympathy, No Charity's avatar

But what if Greedo shot first? ЁЯШВ

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R Mercer's avatar

I think it has been pretty clearly established that Han shot first... but at least he is proactive?

Although that HAS apparently been retconned... ugh Damn you Star Wars, stop changing stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIn-ha98iCk

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Linda Oliver's avatar

Han shot first; that showed how far from being a good guy he was. He was unredeemed, had not become a believer in the Force, was going to take his reward and split, but his conscience and heart finally kicked in. Also, in тАЬE.T.тАЭ, the cops were aiming guns, which they were too stunned to use, at the airborne bike. This re-editing has got to stop.

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knowltok's avatar

Yeah, in Biden's America, Greedo probably did shoot first.

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No Sympathy, No Charity's avatar

Yeah, Lucas did edit that scene so Greedo shot first. I want to make it clear, I was talking with my tongue firmly in my cheek.

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R Mercer's avatar

Greedo did, see my post above

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knowltok's avatar

No, he didn't. 30% of my moral framework is based upon Han shooting first as it was originally intended. What the lizard people who surely took over George Lucas's mind changed decades after the fact is of no interest to me. Just as I am uninterested in seeing the Titanic dock in New York so that Rose and Jack can live happily ever after, or Rosebud being the name of Kane's first girlfriend, nor even seeing Bluto ask if it was over when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Mary Brownell's avatar

Hah! Good one.

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