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No Sympathy, No Charity's avatar

But what if Greedo shot first? 😂

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R Mercer's avatar

I think it has been pretty clearly established that Han shot first... but at least he is proactive?

Although that HAS apparently been retconned... ugh Damn you Star Wars, stop changing stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIn-ha98iCk

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Linda Oliver's avatar

Han shot first; that showed how far from being a good guy he was. He was unredeemed, had not become a believer in the Force, was going to take his reward and split, but his conscience and heart finally kicked in. Also, in “E.T.”, the cops were aiming guns, which they were too stunned to use, at the airborne bike. This re-editing has got to stop.

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knowltok's avatar

Yeah, in Biden's America, Greedo probably did shoot first.

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No Sympathy, No Charity's avatar

Yeah, Lucas did edit that scene so Greedo shot first. I want to make it clear, I was talking with my tongue firmly in my cheek.

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R Mercer's avatar

Greedo did, see my post above

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knowltok's avatar

No, he didn't. 30% of my moral framework is based upon Han shooting first as it was originally intended. What the lizard people who surely took over George Lucas's mind changed decades after the fact is of no interest to me. Just as I am uninterested in seeing the Titanic dock in New York so that Rose and Jack can live happily ever after, or Rosebud being the name of Kane's first girlfriend, nor even seeing Bluto ask if it was over when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.

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