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Sunnyvale's avatar

Quite the list! He also attempted to alter the path of a hurricane with a sharpie, my personal favorite in the litany of Trump scandals.

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Travis's avatar

Didn’t he also make the suggestion that we could H-bomb the hurricane while it was far enough out at sea?

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Colleen Kochivar-Baker's avatar

Or his suggestion in the before I love Rocket Man switch, that we could evacuate Seoul and nuke North Korea.

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Sunnyvale's avatar

I'm unsure if that was the same hurricane, but yes, there was definitely reporting that he asked aides about that "option". After all, what could go wrong?

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knowltok's avatar

Less than injecting bleach into your body.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

And don't forget shining an ultraviolet light source into some vague body cavity because the stable genius was told UV light is virucidal in the environment the same way bleach is.

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knowltok's avatar

Now I'm no doctor, and I didn't even stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, but I do think this treatment could be more survivable than bleach injections and have less lasting consequences than increased radiation from nuking hurricanes.

Pretty sure they use a light for colonoscopies, and I'm still fine!

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steve robertshaw's avatar

True, it would only kill a few thousand of your body cells exposed to it, not necessarily kill you. Visible light spectrum is used in colonoscopies and other fiberoptic visualiztions, those frequencies are not harmful to the nucleic acid chains in cells. UV light is.

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knowltok's avatar

See!!! More survivable!

Total Exoneration. Bigly!

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knowltok's avatar

My guess is that the real story is worse. His people did the altering to cover up for a simple brain fart.

If he was President and we somehow went to war with Spain, I'd be a bit nervous if I lived in Toledo, Ohio.

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Colleen Kochivar-Baker's avatar

Moscow Idaho can breathe a sigh of relief.

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knowltok's avatar

For the win. Well played.

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max skinner's avatar

St Petersburg Florida also sighing with relief.

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Carol's avatar

Thank you for a good, hearty laugh this morning.

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