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Edward's avatar

“I was very busy, as you’ve sort of seen.” This is like when you ask your son, Why didn't you clean your room?" and he says, "I was busy" but you know all he has been doing is playing X-Box all day. Trump basically said, "I was too busy to respond to a federal subpoena. I was golfing, bitching about being an election loser, and watching TV."

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Scott Cooper's avatar

"I was too busy to respond to a federal subpoena. I was golfing, bitching about being an election loser, and watching TV."

So, just one more thing than he normally did as President?

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JF's avatar

Melania is the one who is truly busy. It’s not so easy to schedule three spa appointments every day.

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Walternate's avatar

He was also too busy to quell the insurrection because he was watching the insurrection live on Fox News.

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knowltok's avatar

I've got to try that 'too busy' defense out sometime. Maybe if I miss a particular deadline in mid April. Or if I don't show up to jury duty. Or, wait, wait... uh, if I don't pay a speeding ticket. Man, the possibilities are endless.

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Walternate's avatar

Why even stop for the speeding ticket? You're a busy person with stuff to do. There's not enough time in the day to pull over for a cop!

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Edward's avatar

Let me know how that goes!

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