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Steven Gold's avatar

His energy is coming from Adderall.

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Kyrenenyc's avatar

The US hasn’t conquered Greenland yet but Trump hasn’t given up the idea. According to an August 27th article in the NY Times Denmark summoned the US envoy over allegations that “three Americans with ties to President Trump were running “covert influence operations” in Greenland.”

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Melissa Kleinbart's avatar

I’m with Tim….absolutely NO Nobel Peace Prize! Are you serious?🤮🤮🤮

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Vicky Niemann's avatar

Trump doesn't sleep through the night so he's hyped up on B12 and shit like that right before he goes on camera. But when the camera is off, he falls asleep every time he stops moving or talking.

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Rich Willson's avatar

The Kennedys bought a strip of land out on Quidnet Bay in Nantucket, cottages and homes used by families for years every summer going back generations to create another Kennedy compound like the family home back Hyannis Port

The locals were PISSED

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Rich Willson's avatar

I think Scott Bessent kink is humiliation and is the bottom sub of a bizarre relationship with his husband that Trump somehow got in on

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Gretchen's avatar

I’ll tell you how he does it. He’s a reptilian. Have you ever looked at his eyes?

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Valerie Miller's avatar

I can't stand how they mispronounce Nobel

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Chana L's avatar

Ok. This is so revolting I can't listen. So I turn on CC and turn the sound off until Tim and Sam are back. Just a tip.

Okay. Can't do it. Even with the sound off. AS JVL would say, good luck america.

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Monica in SoCal's avatar

I wish they would Donald Duck his voice.

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Chana L's avatar

Hahaha

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Gerald Granath's avatar

Good God; these people are disgusting. Trump is an effing buffoon. The cabinet and advisors embarrass themselves beyond belief. What do they think they are accomplishing? And Nutlick, building in America is nothing special? What have you and Trump been ranting about for months and months.

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Jay Stokes's avatar

Sorry to be that guy, but unless it is an inside joke I am missing, Sweden does the Nobel, not Norway. Such a mistake would anger both Norway and Sweden, who have a pretty strong rivalry.

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Jessica Pooree's avatar

Thank you for not subjecting us to the entire ass-kissing segment. Even just the “favorites” made me nauseous.

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Cara Highsmith's avatar

Give him the Noble Peace Prize, just not the Nobel Peace Prize. He won't know the difference and it may shut him up.

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Dan Michael's avatar

“We haven’t conquered Greenland.” ??

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Dan Michael's avatar

Dr. Feelgood is filling his I.V. drip with a little extra!!

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Mel's avatar
Aug 28Edited

Cue the "Authentic Frontier Gibberish" scene from Blazing Saddles...funny in the movie, tragic in real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNC3OciAF3w

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