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Mac Smith's avatar

And breathing is woke! Just look at those gay O² molecules. And don't even get me started on WATER!

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Mike Lew's avatar

Water is a polar molecule. Polar! Pick one side or the other! We definitely need to get rid of the scourge of dihydrogen monoxide. Read up on it, the stuff is terrifying!

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Douglas Peterson's avatar

Dihydrogen monoxide! It's a threesome! There are clips of it on Porn Hub! Someone had better alert Speaker Johnson or his son might accidentally come into contact with it!

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Mac Smith's avatar

I've heard water is even - gasp - BI-polar. Can you imagine?

Thank god there none of this stuff in Beef, Fries, Coke or beer!

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Mike Lew's avatar

It's pH is 7! Can you imagine how dangerous that is?!?!

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Mike Lew's avatar

It's odorless, colorless, and fatal if inhaled!

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