I'm picturing an inverse Christmas Story where instead of a bb gun, the kid wants a book and his conservative parents won't buy one because he'll strain his eyes reading.
I'm picturing an inverse Christmas Story where instead of a bb gun, the kid wants a book and his conservative parents won't buy one because he'll strain his eyes reading.
Desantis press conference in the near future: "You know how the woke Left indoctrinates our children? I'll tell you: LITERACY! They take your tax dollars and fund public schools that teach your children to read and write! That's why I've introduced the "Stop Literacy in Florida" bill. All right-thinking Floridians will put their "X" on the dotted line, and show those woke Leftists they can't force little Jimmy and Jane to read or write!" (N.B. Upon close reading the SLIF bill also reveals new sumptuary laws restricting the wearing of velour tracksuits in bold colors to the executive branch).
I'm picturing an inverse Christmas Story where instead of a bb gun, the kid wants a book and his conservative parents won't buy one because he'll strain his eyes reading.
Desantis press conference in the near future: "You know how the woke Left indoctrinates our children? I'll tell you: LITERACY! They take your tax dollars and fund public schools that teach your children to read and write! That's why I've introduced the "Stop Literacy in Florida" bill. All right-thinking Floridians will put their "X" on the dotted line, and show those woke Leftists they can't force little Jimmy and Jane to read or write!" (N.B. Upon close reading the SLIF bill also reveals new sumptuary laws restricting the wearing of velour tracksuits in bold colors to the executive branch).
Literacy has almost the same letters as liberal.
Coincidence or conspiracy?
Worse still... when you put "literacy" and "liberal" together, you get "Liberace."
Ideas like this should be put into action and streamed on Netflix. Use culture to sway the culture.
Well, have you seen how strong Ralphie's prescription is? Fuck, reading is bad! /s