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Deutschmeister's avatar

A drinker’s guide to watching the GOP debate tonight:

1) Every time DeSantis says “woke,” take a drink. See you under the table in 10 minutes.

2) Whenever Christie indicates that Trump is an immature manchild, drink twice – once for his accuracy and once for the Schadenfreude that you are feeling at seeing the big orange baby get his feelings hurt.

3) As soon as Pence takes his turn, sober up. No drinking allowed.

4) When Haley speaks, take a drink and keep in mind that the confusion you feel about her position flip-flops is because it’s what she does, not because you have been drinking.

5) If Hutchinson gets to speak, take one drink in honor of his status as a traditional conservative candidate rather than a Trumpist, but water it down if you feel that traditional conservatism isn’t the answer to our problems anyway.

6) When all other participants speak, take a drink in honor of them because, God love ‘em, they’re trying so hard, but it isn’t their time yet or the nation hasn’t moved past their collective nickname of “Who?”.

Congratulations if you still are conscious by the end of the debate, and consider yourself fortunate if you do not remember any of it.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Wow. Sagan's prediction, incredibly, was made in 1995, a year BEFORE Murdoch premiered Fox Noise on cable. How could he have been so prescient ?

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