Slouching Towards Iowa
Brace yourself for Bored Pundit Syndrome.
āSome people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.ā āW.C. Fields
Greetings from the frozen tundra, where this weekās polar vortex was warmed by the Packersā extraordinary playoff thumping of the Dallas Cowboys, a result that none of the smart kids in SportsWorld saw coming.
A reminder to stay modest and hopeful.
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Happy MLK/Iowa Caucus Day!
The GOPās protracted version of the Stanford Prison Experiment comes to end tonight, just when the primary season was supposed to get started.1
A smattering of very online Republicans who have nothing better to do on a frigid winter night in January, will brave the elements to gather in church basements, bowling alleys, fire houses, motels, school cafeterias, and gyms, because vox populi, vox dei, right?
The world ā and thousands of reporters who are obligated to keep up a steady flow of hot takes ā will be earnestly watching all this unfold because this is the process that propelled Pat Robertson, Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, and Ted Cruz to the presidency. Oh wait.
Every four years we convince ourselves that this matters. Until it doesnāt. Rinse and repeat. (Kudos, though, to the Dems for giving the whole thing a pass this year.)
As for the GOP race ā we know how this freakish picaresque novel ends. But because the ratio of pundits to horse race continues to grow exponentially, brace yourself for a long season of Bored Pundit Syndrome. The meager bones coming out of tonightās caucus will be chewed over endlessly and spun with exquisite cleverness and creativity: Does Trump pass the 50 percent threshold? Does Haley finish second? Does DeSantis fold?
By all measures, Trumpās victory is a foregone conclusion, and the mood is dour. Via the NYT: āOn the Ballot in Iowa: Fear. Anxiety. Hopelessness.ā
In the latest Des Moines Register poll, Nikki Haley has moved into second place, which of course sets the stage for the long-awaited one-on-one clash with Trump.
But.
Iowa pollster Ann Selzer is not bullish about Haleyās prospects:
āThe deep data on [Haley] suggest she looks stronger in the poll than she could on caucus night,ā Selzer told the paper, adding that despite the headline of a Haley second place, āmost of the rest of the data here is not good news.ā
Selzer was particularly surprised at the enthusiasm gap between Haleyās voters and Trumpās voters: Only 39% of Haleyās voters were āextremely enthusiasticā or āvery enthusiastic,ā while that number was 89% for Trumpās voters.
Selzer said those enthusiasm numbers for Haley āare on the edge of jaw-droppingā and āat odds with a candidate moving up.ā
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In case there was any doubt: Majority of Iowa caucus goers say Trump conviction wouldnāt affect their support - NBC News.
More than 6-in-10 likely Republican caucus goers ā 61% ā say that it doesnāt matter to their support if former President Donald Trump is convicted of a crime before the general election, according to the latest numbers from the new NBC News/Des Moines Register poll of Iowa.
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Meanwhile, the capitulation of GOP elected officials gathers momentum.
One likes to imagine that political leaders actually grow in office, but alas, both Marco Rubio and Mike Lee reminded us that this is not the case.
Back in 2016, both men issued dire warnings about Trump.
But that was then.
As NROās Philip Klein notes: āAside from dismissing all of Trumpās conduct as āmean tweetsā ā including violating his Constitutional oath because his ego is too fragile to admit that he lost ā itās simply false to say there is a ābinary choiceā before a single Republican has voted in a primary or caucus.ā
The Dispatchās Jonah Goldberg has some questions: āWas January 6 a mean tweet? Was schtupping a porn star while his third wife was nursing his newborn child a mean tweet? Was saying an eye for an eye was his favorite biblical passage a mean tweet? Iām just trying to understand what āmean tweetsā actually means.ā
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Then thereās Rubio, who called Donald Trump a ācon artistā back in 2016.
Now? Heās all in.
For a fuller understanding of the phenomenon see Eugne Ionescoās Rhinoceros.
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BONUS: Yes, Iām also thoroughly embarrassed by this from late 2015ā¦ when Marco of the Tiny Hands was the future of the Republican party.
Sigh.
The Worldās Biggest Victim
On our weekend podcast, I was joined by the Wapoās Karen Tumulty who is on the ground in Iowa.
You can listen to the whole thing here. Or watch us on YouTube.
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BONUS:
Quick Hits
The Scorpion and the Frog. An update. Trump Turns On āDeceitfulā Ramaswamy On Eve Of Iowa Caucuses - Mediaite
Weāve been warned. Ahead of Iowa, listen to the Trump officials whoāve disavowed him - John Avlon, CNN
Retribution all the way down. In his closing pitch to Iowa Republicans, Trump says their votes can help him punish his enemies | AP News
This is what democracy looks like. Taiwan election: Vice President Lai wins vote, defying China - NBC
The darkest of timelines: CBS News analysis: Most Republicans agree with āpoisoning the bloodā language
āThe Elusive Promise of a Real 2024 Republican Race Against Donald Trumpā āSusan Glasser, in the New Yorker:
On Wednesday evening, Chris Christie, the one serious candidate who was actually running against Trump, dropped out of the race. The G.O.P. nominating contest, which formally begins with Mondayās Iowa caucuses, will now come down to what kind of Trumpist the Republican electorate prefers: the actual Trump, or one of his imitators and enablers. And why pick a fake when you can get the real thing? By all accounts, Trump is on a fast track to victory.
Cheap Shots
The self-gelding will continue until morale improves.
Stanford Prison Experiment, a social psychology study in which college students became prisoners or guards in a simulated prison environment. The experiment, funded by the U.S. Office of Naval Research, took place at Stanford University in August 1971. It was intended to measure the effect of role-playing, labeling, and social expectations on behaviour over a period of two weeks. However, mistreatment of prisoners escalated so alarmingly that principal investigator Philip G. Zimbardo terminated the experiment after only six days.
Over the course of the experiment, some of the guards became cruel and tyrannical, while a number of the prisoners became depressed and disoriented. However, only after an outside observer came upon the scene and registered shock did Zimbardo conclude the experiment, less than a week after it had startedā¦.
However, others claimed that the original advertisement attracted people who were predisposed to authoritarianism.
I would be remiss if I did not point out that the whole fiasco ā which has become a staple of modern psychology ā has been thoroughly debunked.
Just finished listening to Tim's excellent interview with Julie K. Brown. While listening, I couldn't help thinking again about JVL's piece about the rich GOP Doner class setting their money on fire for Haley and those people doing same with No Labels. And I came to a conclusion:
I'm not saying all men are bad. Or that all people with too much money are bad. Or that there aren't some women with too much money that are also bad.
But until things turn around, I think it's most efficient if we just focus all of our attention on men with too much money as being the source of a huge number of our problems and figure out what we're going to do about them
"Poisoning the blood"
"Normie" Republicans tell themselves this rhetoric is about drug runners. Meanwhile, every species of right-wing extremist feels confirmed in the rightness of their hate and their fanaticism goes up a few more degrees.