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Mike Lew's avatar

Safety belts are an infringement on freedom, too!

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max skinner's avatar

And airbags! They can kill people ya know!

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J AZ's avatar

It’s awful, really, how many they’re killing. Horrible. Horrible. Like the windmills.

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OJVV's avatar

"Seat belts!? Who knew you needed them? We never had them and now we have to wear them, but you know, I just don't use them, you can't move about...you know, you need to be able to move when you are in an accident. And if you are famous, because I'm famous you know, like the most famous, you need to be free to move about and have good reach, you need the reach, the reach is important, if you need to make a move, get a good grab in, you need the freedom to do the reach."

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J AZ's avatar

OJVV - yes yes. But maybe some random words in the BIG letters. The big letters get the Attention 😉

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Dave's avatar

Boebert could get behind this I'm sure. Unfettered reach matters.

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R Mercer's avatar

Ok, you are channeling Trump far too well. It's scary in a hilarious fashion.

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MAP's avatar

Don't be surprised if you see the cancer warnings removed from tobacco products with this crew!

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Mac Smith's avatar

And breathing is woke! Just look at those gay O² molecules. And don't even get me started on WATER!

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Mike Lew's avatar

Water is a polar molecule. Polar! Pick one side or the other! We definitely need to get rid of the scourge of dihydrogen monoxide. Read up on it, the stuff is terrifying!

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Douglas Peterson's avatar

Dihydrogen monoxide! It's a threesome! There are clips of it on Porn Hub! Someone had better alert Speaker Johnson or his son might accidentally come into contact with it!

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Mac Smith's avatar

I've heard water is even - gasp - BI-polar. Can you imagine?

Thank god there none of this stuff in Beef, Fries, Coke or beer!

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Mike Lew's avatar

It's pH is 7! Can you imagine how dangerous that is?!?!

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Mike Lew's avatar

It's odorless, colorless, and fatal if inhaled!

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Robin's avatar

Honestly I would not be surprised to see these idiots go after seat belt and carseat laws. They are that dumb.

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Peter H.'s avatar

Make Siblings Calling Shotgun Great Again

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Ben Johnson's avatar

If it didn’t lead to the death of innocent children, I would totally be in favor of bulwarks acting as moles that put even dumber ideas into the MAGAverse.

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