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Geoff G's avatar

Illegal aliens eating household pets is bad enough, but I heard, from my aunt's best friend's friend, that they're also eating those kids who think they're cats and have to use a litter box at school. Can you even imagine?

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Matt's avatar

My prediction: Harris will make some minor flub and be excoriated in the press. "She said that unemployment was currently at four percent, but it is ACTUALLY four point two!"

Trump will mumble that he actually eliminated Mondays because all the best people hated them and will claim that actually the Cheneys are secret Marxists, which is why they're endorsing Harris. He will, however, avoid calling his opponent the N-word while the microphones are live and so the New York Times will call him "statesmanlike".

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