Beef tallow is also the active ingredient in Melanie's skin reyouthfuljuvenator, "Odessa," which has been lastingly enjoyed as a luxurious eye cream, as well as a borscht ingredient and candles, by Eastern bloc serfs since the 11th century. Hurry! Saved for TRUE PATRIOTS at $666 per 1/8 ounce (unsalted).
Barb - I remember the paper straw dispenser in my elementary school, next to where we picked up our little milk carton. Wasn’t America great back then? We still had measles & polio; no Voting Rights Act, no EPA; so awesome 😉
"Seat belts!? Who knew you needed them? We never had them and now we have to wear them, but you know, I just don't use them, you can't move about...you know, you need to be able to move when you are in an accident. And if you are famous, because I'm famous you know, like the most famous, you need to be free to move about and have good reach, you need the reach, the reach is important, if you need to make a move, get a good grab in, you need the freedom to do the reach."
Water is a polar molecule. Polar! Pick one side or the other! We definitely need to get rid of the scourge of dihydrogen monoxide. Read up on it, the stuff is terrifying!
Dihydrogen monoxide! It's a threesome! There are clips of it on Porn Hub! Someone had better alert Speaker Johnson or his son might accidentally come into contact with it!
If it didn’t lead to the death of innocent children, I would totally be in favor of bulwarks acting as moles that put even dumber ideas into the MAGAverse.
The MAGAs should know that beef tallow is also a wonderful dessert topping. They really can’t consume too much of it.
Is it a dessert topping or a floor polish?
Beef tallow is also the active ingredient in Melanie's skin reyouthfuljuvenator, "Odessa," which has been lastingly enjoyed as a luxurious eye cream, as well as a borscht ingredient and candles, by Eastern bloc serfs since the 11th century. Hurry! Saved for TRUE PATRIOTS at $666 per 1/8 ounce (unsalted).
Paper straws = evil left lunatic product
How did we ever drink before plastic straws?
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Barb - I remember the paper straw dispenser in my elementary school, next to where we picked up our little milk carton. Wasn’t America great back then? We still had measles & polio; no Voting Rights Act, no EPA; so awesome 😉
Paper straws? In my day we just drank from the carton...Prairie Farms Milk It was pasteurized, not raw.
I think the nuns were attempting to prepare us for higher stations with those fancy dining accessories 🤣. ..bless their hearts they tried so hard
Don’t forget gas stoves? There’s nothing like dying from carbon monoxide poisoning; Let freedom Ring!…:)
Gas stove particulates improve flavor (and asthma)!
Can you send me the peer reviewed studies; and pop-up books don’t count…:)
About the asthma? That's a very real concern with gas stoves?
It’s the only way we know Trump gets his briefings!
I know, I was just playing along…:)
Sorry, I missed your meaning, but I did like the pop-up book bit. 😀
Safety belts are an infringement on freedom, too!
And airbags! They can kill people ya know!
It’s awful, really, how many they’re killing. Horrible. Horrible. Like the windmills.
"Seat belts!? Who knew you needed them? We never had them and now we have to wear them, but you know, I just don't use them, you can't move about...you know, you need to be able to move when you are in an accident. And if you are famous, because I'm famous you know, like the most famous, you need to be free to move about and have good reach, you need the reach, the reach is important, if you need to make a move, get a good grab in, you need the freedom to do the reach."
OJVV - yes yes. But maybe some random words in the BIG letters. The big letters get the Attention 😉
Boebert could get behind this I'm sure. Unfettered reach matters.
Ok, you are channeling Trump far too well. It's scary in a hilarious fashion.
Don't be surprised if you see the cancer warnings removed from tobacco products with this crew!
And breathing is woke! Just look at those gay O² molecules. And don't even get me started on WATER!
Water is a polar molecule. Polar! Pick one side or the other! We definitely need to get rid of the scourge of dihydrogen monoxide. Read up on it, the stuff is terrifying!
Dihydrogen monoxide! It's a threesome! There are clips of it on Porn Hub! Someone had better alert Speaker Johnson or his son might accidentally come into contact with it!
I've heard water is even - gasp - BI-polar. Can you imagine?
Thank god there none of this stuff in Beef, Fries, Coke or beer!
It's pH is 7! Can you imagine how dangerous that is?!?!
It's odorless, colorless, and fatal if inhaled!
Honestly I would not be surprised to see these idiots go after seat belt and carseat laws. They are that dumb.
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If it didn’t lead to the death of innocent children, I would totally be in favor of bulwarks acting as moles that put even dumber ideas into the MAGAverse.