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Rajeev's avatar

Nobel Prize for Medicine: Donald Trump

(For discovering the source of autism is Tylenol)

Nobel Prize for Chemistry: Donald Trump

(For innovative ways to use/consume bleach)

Nobel Prize for Physics: Donald Trump

(For exceeding terminal velocity when running away from The Epstein Files)

Nobel Prize for Literature: Donald Trump (For the Covfefe Files)

Nobel Prize for Economics: Donald Trump

(For DOGE that saved hundreds of dollars maybe and tariffs that make the Nobel Prize 15% more expensive to import)

And finally Nobel Peace Prize:

Donald Trump

(For The Purge: Insurrectionists - coming 1/6 to a Cracker Barrel near you)

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Justin Lee's avatar

At least Trump's DM to Bondi was about official White House business, i.e. prosecuting a political enemy, and not something like, "You up?"

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